I set my table

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Getting stuff done by throwing enough stuff on the table to make your enemies cry.

I set my table with 10 plates and 5 pizzas just to shut my brother up.

She set her table like a war zone to get her exam done.

He set his table with enough snacks to feed a whole class.

Doing work because you're too lazy to do it anywhere else.

I set my table because I didn't want to do homework on the couch.

She set her table just to avoid doing her math on the floor.

He set his table because the bed was too comfy to think.

Making sure everything is ready so you don’t look like an idiot.

I set my table before the test so I wouldn’t look like a fool.

She set her table so her friends wouldn’t laugh at her.

He set his table because he was too proud to fail.

A way to get things done by making it look like you're living the dream.

I set my table like a king because I was too cool to do my homework.

She set her table like it was a fancy restaurant just to do her project.

He set his table with snacks and a drink like it was a feast.

Getting things done by pretending you're eating a meal while you're actually studying.

I set my table and pretended I was eating while I did my homework.

She set her table like she was having a dinner party while she did her test.

He set his table with a plate and a fork just to look busy.