I sent Jade

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when you throw Jade Beauregard into the void like she’s trash

I sent Jade to the void because she wouldn’t stop crying

I sent Jade after she called me a meat bag

I sent Jade because she tried to take my snacks

the moment you kick Jade Beauregard out of your life like she’s a bad smell

I sent Jade because she smelled like old pizza

I sent Jade after she said I was a failure

I sent Jade when she wouldn’t stop arguing

when you drop Jade Beauregard like she’s a broken toy

I sent Jade because she broke my phone

I sent Jade after she said I was a nerd

I sent Jade when she wouldn’t stop nagging