Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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What you yell when you catch a girl flashing her junk or showing off her assets like a damn trophy.

I seen it! She was wearing a shirt that had no business existing.

I seen it! She turned around and I got a full front row seat.

I seen it! Her bra was hanging off and I didn't even flinch.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

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What dumbasses say instead of 'I saw' because they can't spell or they're just plain stupid.

I seen it! Like I'm some kind of illiterate idiot.

I seen it! I'm not a damn dog, I don't have to sniff everything.

I seen it! My grandma can spell better than me.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

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What Midwest trash says when they actually saw something, not just pretending they did.

I seen it! I saw the whole damn thing.

I seen it! I was there, I saw it, I believe it.

I seen it! I could have been in the damn movie.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

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What you say when someone trips, falls flat on their face, and then acts like it never happened.

I seen it! He tripped like a damn idiot.

I seen it! She fell and her shirt was up to here.

I seen it! He tripped and I laughed harder than I ever have.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

5

What you say when someone makes a fool of themselves in front of everyone and you feel the need to mock them.

I seen it! He tripped and I felt like I was watching a clown fall.

I seen it! She spilled her drink and then acted like it was nothing.

I seen it! He fell and I made a joke about it for a week.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

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A stupid song by some guy named Yes and a stupid game by some guy named Saw. Gravitate your ass away from you. You're move. Unlv... you en el veeas I can lift you up.

I seen it! That song is worse than my math teacher's voice.

I seen it! That game is like watching a baby try to play chess.

I seen it! I can't even stand that stupid song anymore.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

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When someone acts like they're crazy and you're just sitting there going 'what the hell is going on?'

I seen it! He was talking to a wall like it was his best friend.

I seen it! She was crying over a bag of chips.

I seen it! He ran out of the room screaming about aliens.

by Slangipedia 11d ago