Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What a brainless person says when they want to sound tough but can't spell ‘saw’.

I seen that kid eat six tacos and still keep dancing.

I seen your momma try to text and she dropped her phone in the toilet.

I seen you fail math and still think you’re cool.

2

What a dumbass from the Midwest says when they're trying to sound wise but just sound like a fool.

I seen you fail that test and still think you're the best.

I seen your dad try to fix the toilet and it exploded.

I seen your dog try to eat your homework.

3

What you say when you catch a girl showing off her junk and you're too stunned to think straight.

I seen that girl’s foof and I was like, ‘What even is life?’

I seen a boob or two and I was like, ‘Bro, that’s a whole new level.’

I seen a girl in a bikini and I forgot how to breathe.

4

What you say when you watch someone fall like a sack of bricks and still act like they’re fine.

I seen your uncle fall into the lake and still act like it was a spa day.

I seen my dad trip over a cat and still say he’s fine.

I seen my brother fall off a chair and still say he’s the king of the world.

5

What you say when you laugh at someone’s face after they fall and it looks like they just got hit by a bus.

I seen my friend fall and his face was like he got hit by a bus.

I seen my cousin trip and his face was like he just failed life.

I seen my mom fall and she looked like she just got run over by a truck.

6

A glorious mess of a song and a game that makes you want to throw your phone at the wall and scream.

I heard that song and I was like, ‘What even is music?’

I played that game and I was like, ‘Why is my life so hard?’

I saw that game and I was like, ‘I want to die.’

7

When you're so confused by someone's nonsense that you just stand there like a chicken with no head.

I seen you talk and I was like, ‘What planet are you from?’

I seen you act and I was like, ‘Are you trying to confuse me?’

I seen you do that thing and I was like, ‘Bro, I have no idea what's going on.’