I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

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What you shout when you peed all over the floor like a confused toddler.
I just peed on the floor like a confused toddler.
I looked down and it was a puddle party on the floor.
I had a full-bladder meltdown right there.
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What you yell when you leak like a broken water main.
I leaked like a broken water main in the middle of the store.
I peed my pants and the floor joined the party.
I thought I had control, then I leaked like a broken water main.
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What you say when you turn the floor into a bathroom.
I turned the floor into a bathroom and I didn’t even notice.
I walked in and the floor was a bathroom.
I just made the floor my new bathroom.
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