I See Stars

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A six-person band from Warren, Michigan, that sounds like a bunch of guys who think they're cool and forgot to bring pants.
My cousin joined this band and now he thinks he's a rockstar. He’s not. He’s a rockstar with a bad hair day.
I saw them perform and I felt like I was being tortured by a chorus of annoying kids.
My brother said he’d rather be stuck in a traffic jam than listen to this band again.
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A group from Michigan that thinks they’re the next big thing, but they’re just six guys who forgot how to make music.
My mom tried to get me to like this band. I still hate them. And her. And the guy who sings.
I heard this band and I wanted to scream. I did. Then I went to sleep.
This band is like the worst version of a pizza. It’s there, but it’s not good.
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A bunch of guys from Michigan who think they’re rockstars and don’t care if you get annoyed.
I saw them live and I wanted to throw a shoe. I didn’t. I threw a shoe at my brother instead.
This band is like my math teacher. It’s loud and it doesn’t make sense.
I tried to like this band. I gave up. I’m still mad about it.
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