I see my friends

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A loud, stupid way to end a conversation that you’re too lazy to finish. You yell it like a war cry and run away like you’re being chased by a giant smelly sock.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I yelled and sprinted out of the room before he could finish his story about his cousin’s parakeet.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I shouted and left the group chat before they could talk me into buying pizza for the third time this week.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I screamed and bolted out of the restaurant before the guy could tell me his entire life story.
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A magical phrase that instantly transports you to your friend’s location. It works best when you’re avoiding something gross, stupid, or both.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I said and immediately left the classroom before the teacher could give me another detention.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I texted my buddy and ran to the nearest burger place before I had to listen to my mom’s rant about my grades.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I yelled and sprinted out of the room before I had to sit through another boring math test.
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A fake excuse to ditch someone. It’s like lying, but with more shouting and less effort.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I lied and ran out of the house before I had to eat more of my mom’s terrible lasagna.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I said and left the party before I had to dance with my crush’s annoying little brother.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I shouted and bolted out of the room before I had to listen to my dad’s terrible joke about his job.
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A loud, ridiculous way to say you’re leaving. It’s like a cartoon character running away from a monster, but with less drama and more embarrassment.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I yelled and left the room before my friend could tell me about his weird pet iguana.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I shouted and ran out of the group chat before they could talk me into joining a club I didn’t want to be in.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I screamed and left the room before I had to listen to my little brother’s entire life story.
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A stupid way to get out of a conversation. It’s like a door slamming, but with more yelling and less dignity.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I yelled and ran out of the room before my friend could tell me about his terrible haircut.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I shouted and left the group chat before they could talk me into joining a club I didn’t want to be in.
'I SEE MY FRIENDS!' I screamed and left the room before I had to listen to my little brother’s terrible joke about his goldfish.
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