I See Monsters

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Saying 'I see monsters' means you're about to get owned by some creepy critters. It’s like you just signed a death warrant with a bunch of ugly, screeching things.

I see monsters. (Then a giant spider crawled out of my sock.)

I see monsters. (He saw a monster. Now he’s dead.)

I see monsters. (She screamed it. Then the ceiling fell.)

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you say 'I see monsters,' you're basically telling the world you're going to get eaten, cursed, or turned into a meatball.

I see monsters. (He got eaten by a monster. Now he’s a meatball.)

I see monsters. (She was cursed. Now she’s half monster.)

I see monsters. (He got turned into a meatball. It was delicious.)

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Saying 'I see monsters' is like throwing a party for the creepy things that hate you. You're just asking to be the main course.

I see monsters. (The party started. He was the main course.)

I see monsters. (She threw a party. The monsters showed up.)

I see monsters. (He threw a party. Now he’s dead.)

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you say 'I see monsters,' you're just begging for trouble. You might get chased, attacked, or turned into a monster yourself.

I see monsters. (He got chased. Now he's a monster.)

I see monsters. (She got attacked. Now she's a monster.)

I see monsters. (He got turned into a monster. Now he's chasing people.)

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Saying 'I see monsters' means you're about to get the worst day of your life. You might get eaten, turned into a monster, or stuck in a cursed room forever.

I see monsters. (He got eaten. His day was the worst.)

I see monsters. (She got turned into a monster. Her day was the worst.)

I see monsters. (He got stuck in a cursed room. His day was the worst.)

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you say 'I see monsters,' you're basically advertising that you're going to get destroyed by some ugly, screeching things.

I see monsters. (He got destroyed. The monsters were ugly.)

I see monsters. (She got destroyed. The monsters screeched.)

I see monsters. (He got destroyed. Now he's a monster.)

by Slangipedia 11d ago