Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so confused you can't tell if you're in love with two people or just really tired and high on glitter.

I see both sides like Chanel, but I also see my ex's face in the glitter.

2

Saying you like both sides because you're too lazy to pick one and too drunk to care.

I see both sides like Chanel, and I'm too drunk to choose.

3

When you're stuck between two people like a sandwich and you're not sure if you want the bread or the meat.

I see both sides like Chanel, and I'm stuck between two people like a sandwich.

4

When you say you like both sides because you're too tired to fight and too happy to hate.

I see both sides like Chanel, and I'm too tired to fight.

5

Claiming you like both sides because you're too busy liking both to think straight.

I see both sides like Chanel, and I'm too busy liking both to think straight.

6

Saying you like both sides because you're too messy to pick one and too proud to admit it.

I see both sides like Chanel, and I'm too messy to pick one.