I see a window of opportunity

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You might think the door’s open, but if you gotta kick it in to get through, you’re being a total ass. Just because you can take the chance doesn’t mean you should, especially if someone else is gonna get roasted for it.
I saw the password on his desk. I took it. He got fired. I got promoted. He was a fool.
She spilled the beans on the company’s secret deal. I took it and made a fortune. She got yelled at for being clumsy.
He accidentally told me his credit card number. I bought a car. He got a bill. I got a laugh.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A window of opportunity is like a free snack, it’s there, but you don’t have to eat it. Sometimes you just gotta wait for the right time, or else you’ll end up with a belly ache.
He told me the secret code. I used it. He got in trouble. I got the discount. He got the blame.
She slipped up and told me the project was doomed. I told my boss. I got the raise. She got the guilt.
He dropped his keys on the floor. I picked them up. He got locked out. I got the satisfaction.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You might be looking at a window of opportunity, but if you’re too eager to jump in, you’ll probably end up with a face full of glass and a bruised ego.
She told me the company was going under. I took the job. She got the blame. I got the promotion.
He told me the password. I logged in. He got yelled at. I got the prize.
She spilled the beans. I took the deal. She got fired. I got the money.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A window of opportunity is like a free meal, you can take it, but don’t be a greedy pig and eat it all before the rest of us get a bite.
He told me the secret code. I took the discount. He got the blame. I got the free meal.
She let it slip that the company was in trouble. I took the job. She got the blame. I got the raise.
He accidentally told me his password. I bought the car. He got the bill. I got the laugh.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A window of opportunity is like a trap, you can walk through it, but if you’re too dumb to notice the spikes, you’ll end up with a few holes in your skin and a few holes in your dignity.
She told me the secret. I took it. She got yelled at. I got the promotion.
He spilled the beans. I took the deal. He got fired. I got the money.
He told me his password. I bought the car. He got the bill. I got the laugh.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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