Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Oh my god I found the answer I didn't even know I was looking for and now I'm crying in my soup

I searched this up and it made me remember my first crush

I searched this up and now I want to text my ex

I searched this up and I'm going to fail my test but I don't care anymore

2

Bro why are you even looking this up you're literally the person who made this happen

I searched this up and I'm like why am I doing this

I searched this up and my friend is laughing at me

I searched this up and now I feel stupid

3

I have no idea what you're talking about but I'm going to fail anyway

I searched this up and now I'm just going to text my mom

I searched this up and I'm going to eat my feelings

I searched this up and I'm going to blame my dog

4

You've reached the gates of heaven but you're not worthy you're just here to suffer more

I searched this up and now I'm in heaven but I still have homework

I searched this up and my therapist is going to charge me extra

I searched this up and now I'm going to cry in my cereal

5

You just looked up your own face on urban dictionary and now you need a life

I searched this up and now I'm going to quit my job

I searched this up and my mom is going to text me

I searched this up and now I'm going to start a new life

6

You searched this up because you were being silly and now you're stuck with it

I searched this up and now I can't stop laughing

I searched this up and my friend is going to tease me

I searched this up and now I'm going to eat my feelings again