I screamed

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Using an ice cream cone like a dirty bathroom mop to clean out your privates and then licking it like it's the last piece of cake before the apocalypse.

'I screamed because I had to clean my privates with a cone and then licked it like it was my last meal.'

'I screamed because I used my cone like a mop and then licked it like it was a prize.'

'I screamed because I took an ice cream cone and used it to clean my privates like a madman.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you wait too long to eat your ice cream and then it melts and you're forced to drink it like it's the worst thing ever.

'I waited too long and now I have to drink my ice cream like it's poison.'

'I waited so long for my cone that I had to drink it like it was my last chance.'

'I waited so long for my cone that I ended up drinking it like it was a punishment.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You know you do it. You're not the only one. We all yell for it like it's our last meal.

'I know you do it. I do it too. We all yell for it.'

'You know you do it. I know you do it. We all scream for it.'

'You know you do it. I do it. We all yell for it like it's our last meal.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you eat ice cream too fast and it makes you choke like you’re being eaten by a giant donut.

'I ate ice cream so fast I choked like I was being eaten by a donut.'

'I ate ice cream too fast and it choked me like I was a donut.'

'I ate ice cream so fast I choked like I was being devoured by a giant donut.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A quick two minute warning before someone is kicked out of the game. Starts with 'I want you to come' and ends with 'get out.'

'I want you to come. Then I kick you out.'

'I want you to come. Then I tell you to get out.'

'I want you to come and then I tell you to leave.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Sounds like a story I would read to my dog before bedtime.

'Sounds like a story I would read to my dog before going to sleep.'

'Sounds like a bedtime story for my dog.'

'Sounds like the kind of story I'd read to my dog before I passed out.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Looking at a picture and seeing four tiny pixels of a face that looks like it wants to kill you.

'I looked at the picture and saw four pixels that looked like they wanted to kill me.'

'I saw four tiny pixels of a face that looked like it wanted to kill me.'

'I looked at the picture and saw four pixels that looked like a monster.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago