I saw the face of god and it was weeping

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When you see something so goddamn bad it makes the holy almighty cry like a baby with a broken toy
My math teacher gave me a 12 on a test out of 10
My cousin tried to build a robot out of spaghetti
I saw my dog eat a shoe and then try to dance
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When you see something so bad even god’s holy tears can’t fix it
My little brother tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire
My mom tried to do my hair and it looked like a war zone
I saw my goldfish try to escape the bowl by jumping out the window
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When you see something so goddamn messed up it makes the divine weep like a drunk man at a bar
My dad tried to sing karaoke and it sounded like a goat being tortured
My sister tried to do a TikTok dance and fell into a pool
I saw my dog try to ride a skateboard and fail miserably
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