I Saw My Bum

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A Liverpool way of saying you're so mad you could kick a donkey and it would cry.
I saw my bum when my mum told me I had to eat broccoli for dinner.
I saw my bum when my friend stole my last chocolate bar.
I saw my bum when my teacher gave me a pop quiz on Tuesday.
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When you're so angry you could spit out your teeth and still be mad.
I saw my bum when my dog ate my homework.
I saw my bum when my phone died in the middle of a video call.
I saw my bum when my brother said I was ugly.
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A Liverpool way of saying you're so annoyed you'd rather eat a shoe than talk about it.
I saw my bum when my dad said I had to do the dishes.
I saw my bum when my teacher gave me a detention.
I saw my bum when my friend forgot my birthday.
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When you're so mad you could punch a wall and make it cry.
I saw my bum when my mum told me I had to do my math homework.
I saw my bum when my friend said my dog was ugly.
I saw my bum when my phone was covered in chocolate.
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A Liverpool way of saying you're so angry you'd rather scream in a bath than talk about it.
I saw my bum when my teacher called me a space cadet.
I saw my bum when my friend said I was a failure.
I saw my bum when my dog ate my lunch.
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When you're so annoyed you could throw your shoes at a wall and still be mad.
I saw my bum when my brother said I was the worst player on the team.
I saw my bum when my teacher gave me a pop quiz on Monday.
I saw my bum when my phone died during a video game.
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