I saw Jesus

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You think you just got a golden ticket to heaven, but it's really just the sugar rush from that third cup of coffee.

I saw Jesus when my mom finally let me eat pizza for breakfast.

I saw Jesus after I passed my math test and got extra credit.

I saw Jesus when my crush texted me back after I asked them out.

You get so high on life that you swear you saw a guy in a white robe and a neon sign that said 'You're doing great.'

I saw Jesus when I got a free donut at the store.

I saw Jesus after I beat my brother at Mario Kart for the tenth time.

I saw Jesus when my dog finally stopped barking at the mailman.

You’re so happy you think you’re in heaven, but it’s just your brain screaming 'YES' to everything.

I saw Jesus when I got the last slice of pizza.

I saw Jesus after I finished my homework without complaining.

I saw Jesus when my friend told me I looked cool in my new pants.