I SAT IN GUM!?

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You flash your junk like it's a prize and yell 'I sat in gum!' like you just won a bet and your nuts are now a sticky mess.

My cousin pulled out his pants at the bus stop and screamed 'I sat in gum!' while everyone laughed at his stinky crotch.

My brother did the same thing in math class and got sent to the principal's office for being a stupid butt.

My friend did it in the lunchroom and got gum stuck to his balls because he was too dumb to know it was a trap.

You show off your crotch and yell 'I sat in gum!' like you're the king of the dumbest people ever.

My dad did it at the grocery store and got gum stuck to his balls from a kid who was just trying to be funny.

My sister did it during a Zoom call and her boss thought she was being weird.

My mom did it in the car and my brother laughed so hard he spilled his soda.

You lift your pants a little and shout 'I sat in gum!' like you're the most annoying person who ever sat on a sticky floor.

My friend did it at the mall and got gum stuck to his balls from a kid who was just trying to be a jerk.

My brother did it during recess and got sent to the office for being a total mess.

My cousin did it in the park and got gum stuck to his balls from a random kid who had no idea what they were doing.