I SAID WOW

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When someone does something so wild it makes your brain shut down and all you can say is "WOW." Like your eyes just exploded.

My mom texted me at 2 a. m. saying she stole my dad's phone and sent him a nude pic of his ex. I said WOW.

My best friend ate an entire pizza by himself in one bite. I said WOW.

My dog peed on my teacher’s desk. I said WOW.

When you tell someone you won't do something, and then you do it anyway, and it’s so embarrassing it feels like your face is on fire.

I told my crush I wouldn’t talk to him, then I texted him 10 times. I said WOW.

I said I wouldn’t eat the weird green Jell-O, then I did and it tasted like dirt. I said WOW.

I said I wouldn’t tell my mom about the failed science experiment, then I did. I said WOW.