I said Lord

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You yell this when someone's hair is so bald you think they've been hit by a truck and a lawn mower at the same time.

I said Lord, my uncle looks like a roasted potato.

I said Lord, my dog has more hair than my brother.

I said Lord, I think my boss is a monk in disguise.

You scream this when someone's head is so bare you feel like you're looking at a rock with a face.

I said Lord, my sister's head is a desert.

I said Lord, my friend looks like he was boiled.

I said Lord, I think my dad is a statue.

You shout this when someone's hair is so gone you think they've been turned into a bald eagle.

I said Lord, my teacher has no hair at all.

I said Lord, my cousin is like a marble.

I said Lord, my neighbor is a bald man in a suit.