I Safe! You Safe! We Safe!

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A stupid English chant used by lazy bosses in Singapore to make workers think they're not going to die, like they’re actually trying to save lives instead of just avoiding lawsuits.

'I safe! You safe! We safe!', said by a boss who got a pink slip the day after a crane fell on his head.

'I safe! You safe! We safe!', yelled at a worker who just got crushed by a concrete block.

'I safe! You safe! We safe!', shouted by a guy who didn’t even notice he was standing in a puddle of blood.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A silly phrase used by Singapore construction workers to pretend they’re not going to get hurt, like they actually care about safety instead of just getting a paycheck.

'I safe! You safe! We safe!', said by a worker who just got a broken arm from a falling beam.

'I safe! You safe! We safe!', muttered by a guy who was covered in cement and still said he was fine.

'I safe! You safe! We safe!', yelled by someone who didn’t realize he was standing on a ladder that was about to fall.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A dumb catchphrase used by Singapore construction companies to make workers think they’re not going to end up in the hospital, like they’re not just trying to avoid getting fired.

'I safe! You safe! We safe!', said by a manager who had no idea he was about to get hit by a truck.

'I safe! You safe! We safe!', yelled by a worker who was bleeding from his head but still said he was okay.

'I safe! You safe! We safe!', shouted by someone who didn’t realize he was in a hole that was about to collapse.

by Slangipedia 12d ago