I Run You

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You totally own someone else because you're way better at something and you won't stop bragging about it.

I run you at chess. You’re just a sad kid with a lousy strategy.

I run you in math. You can't even add without a calculator.

I run you in dance. You’re just standing there like a confused potato.

You're so good at something that you make another person look like a clumsy opossum in the middle of the road.

I run you in sports. You’re slower than a turtle on a treadmill.

I run you in singing. You sound like a cat with a broken recorder.

I run you in coding. You’re just staring at the screen like it’s a math test from hell.

You're so much better than someone else that you might as well put them in a cage and let them cry about it.

I run you in cooking. You burnt the toast and called it a masterpiece.

I run you in gaming. You're just watching me play and crying in the corner.

I run you in art. You drew a stick figure and called it modern.

You're so good at something that the other person is just a shadow of their former self and they know it.

I run you in music. You can't even play the piano without making it scream.

I run you in science. You think gravity is just something you wear.

I run you in drawing. You drew a circle and called it a universe.

You're so good at something that the other person might as well give up and go hide in a bunker.

I run you in spelling. You misspelled 'hello' and called it a mystery.

I run you in sports. You're slower than a snail on a treadmill.

I run you in drawing. You drew a square and called it a masterpiece.