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A way to tell someone they're the dumbest person in the room.
My cousin said that. I threw a taco at him.
She rode a horse once. I called her a donkey.
He said that. I told him I’d rather ride a cow.
I rode a horse once
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A sign you're talking to someone who's never been smart.
My uncle said that. I told him I had a degree.
She said that. I called her a walking joke.
He said that. I asked if he knew what a horse was.
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A way to show someone you think they're the worst.
My neighbor said that. I told him I had a pet horse.
She said that. I called her a horse’s cousin.
He said that. I asked if he knew how to ride.
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A sentence that means the person you're talking to is a total idiot.
My brother said that. I told him I had a PhD.
She said that. I called her a walking disaster.
He said that. I asked if he knew what a saddle was.
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A way to say someone is so dumb they think riding a horse is a big deal.
My friend said that. I told him I had a horse.
She said that. I called her a walking joke.
He said that. I asked if he knew how to walk.
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A sentence you say when you're convinced the person you're talking to is the dumbest person you've ever met.
My mom said that. I told her I had a horse.
She said that. I called her a walking joke.
He said that. I asked if he knew what a horse was.