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A movie that was so bad it made the robot in the original book cry. It stuck the word 'robot' in there just to make the title longer and more annoying.
'I, Robot' is the only movie that makes me want to punch a robot.', @MovieHater2000
'I watched it once and now I see robots everywhere.', @RobotsAreLame
This movie is so bad it’s like the robot got a brain full of glitter and a bad haircut.', @GlitterBrain
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When you dump your jizz on someone’s face and leave it there like a gross, sticky masterpiece, turning them into a robot from a movie that was also bad.
'I, Robot' is the only thing that makes my brother look like a robot from a movie that’s also a nightmare.', @BrotherHater
I did my brother and now he looks like a robot that got hit with a bad punch.', @JizzBro
I, Robot is just a fancy way of saying I turned my friend into a sticky robot.', @StickyFriend
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When you dump your jizz on someone’s face and let it harden like a sticky, gross sculpture, making them look just like the robot from the movie that Will Smith made and that was also pretty bad.
I did my mom and now she looks like a robot that got hit with a jellyfish.', @MomJizz
My dad looks like a robot from a movie and he’s mad about it.', @DadRobot
My sister is now a robot and she’s not happy about it.', @SisterRobot
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A dirty adult movie that kids watch in secret, hoping their parents will never find out they’re watching it and will never stop asking about it.
I watched it in my room and now my mom is asking me about it every day.', @KidInRoom
My brother watched it and now my mom knows everything.', @BrotherShame
That movie is so bad, I think it’s trying to get me grounded.', @MovieShame
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How robots are usually shown, and it’s usually either really stupid or confusing, like why they’re talking to a wall.
Robots are like people who talk to walls and think it’s cool.', @RobotTalks
I don’t get why robots are always talking to walls.', @WallTalker
Robots are just confused people with wires.', @WiredConfusion
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