Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks something is okay, but only because they’re too lazy to argue.

My mom said, 'I respect it,' when I told her I failed math again.

My brother said, 'I respect it,' when I told him I ate his pizza.

My dog said, 'I respect it,' when I told him I took his toy.

2

What a guy says to a girl when he finds out she’s a virgin and he’s too scared to ask her out.

He said, 'I respect it,' when he found out I hadn’t had sex yet.

He said, 'I respect it,' when he saw me wearing a bra.

He said, 'I respect it,' when I told him I didn’t like his hair.

3

What you say when you’re so in love with someone you’re ready to die for them.

He said, 'I respect it,' when he saw me crying in the rain.

He said, 'I respect it,' when he asked me to be his girlfriend.

He said, 'I respect it,' when he gave me a rose and a poem.

4

What you say when you’re trying to be cool but you’re actually just desperate.

He said, 'I respect it,' when I told him I was going to the movies with someone else.

He said, 'I respect it,' when I told him I didn’t like his music.

He said, 'I respect it,' when I told him I had a crush on someone else.

5

That thing Nick Desilvio says all the time, even when he’s clearly lying.

Nick said, 'I respect it,' when he failed his math test.

Nick said, 'I respect it,' when he got a D on his report card.

Nick said, 'I respect it,' when he cried in front of the whole class.

6

What people named Nick say all the time, even when they’re clearly lying.

Nick said, 'I respect it,' when he got in trouble for throwing a chair.

Nick said, 'I respect it,' when he failed his science test.

Nick said, 'I respect it,' when he cried in front of the whole class.

7

What you say when you don’t actually respect what the other person said, but you’re too lazy to say anything else.

He said, 'I respect it,' when I told him I didn’t like his music.

He said, 'I respect it,' when I told him he was a bad friend.

He said, 'I respect it,' when I told him he was a bad singer.