I reserve my judgment.

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This is like saying 'I ain't gonna poop on your head or your comment', you're just trying to keep your options open.

My boss said that after I spilled coffee on his suit.

My mom said that when I told her I was moving to Mars.

The teacher said that when I drew a mustache on the principal's face.

This is when you're too lazy to lie but still too proud to tell the truth.

My brother said that when I told him I beat him at video games.

My friend said that when I told her I ate her pizza.

My dad said that when I told him I won the lottery.

It's like saying 'I'm not going to insult you, but I still think you're a piece of garbage.'

My crush said that when I told her I had a crush on her crush.

My neighbor said that when I told him I was going to jail.

My cat said that when I told him I was going to adopt another cat.

This is when you're trying to sound smart but you're just being a chicken.

My teacher said that when I asked if I could take a bathroom break.

My mom said that when I told her I was going to be a pirate.

My friend said that when I told her I was going to quit school.

It's like saying 'I'm not going to fight you, but I will laugh at you when you lose.'

My brother said that when I told him I was going to win the video game tournament.

My dad said that when I told him I was going to beat him at chess.

My cousin said that when I told her I was going to be the best at hide and seek.

This is when you're trying to sound cool but you're just being a backstabbing coward.

My crush said that when I told her I was going to ask her out on a date.

My friend said that when I told her I was going to be the class clown.

My mom said that when I told her I was going to win the spelling bee.