Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I pray to God so hard my knees are sore and my brain is melting.

I RELY ON GOD! I just spilled my coffee on my boss's shirt.

I RELY ON GOD! My car broke down in the middle of the highway.

I RELY ON GOD! I forgot my pants and ran out of the house naked.

2

I’m screaming at the sky like it owes me money.

I RELY ON GOD! I got a D on my math test and my mom is screaming.

I RELY ON GOD! My dog ate my homework and my teacher is mad.

I RELY ON GOD! I forgot my lunch and now I’m hungry and angry.

3

I’m begging God to save me from this nightmare.

I RELY ON GOD! I tripped on a banana peel and fell in a lake.

I RELY ON GOD! My pet turtle ran away and I’m crying.

I RELY ON GOD! I got locked out of my house in the middle of the night.

4

I’m shouting at the heavens like they’re my best friend.

I RELY ON GOD! I failed my science quiz and my friend laughed at me.

I RELY ON GOD! My cat knocked over my soup and it’s everywhere.

I RELY ON GOD! I lost my keys and now I’m stuck outside.

5

I’m whispering to God like He’s my only hope.

I RELY ON GOD! I got detention and my teacher is my worst enemy.

I RELY ON GOD! My dog peed on my homework and I’m crying.

I RELY ON GOD! My mom is yelling at me and I’m hiding under my bed.

6

I’m yelling at God like He’s my personal therapist.

I RELY ON GOD! I failed my math test and I’m crying in my bedroom.

I RELY ON GOD! I got grounded and my brother is laughing at me.

I RELY ON GOD! I spilled my milk and it’s everywhere on the floor.