i refer to my ass as america

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because it blasts out whatever nonsense i feel like spewing

my ass is america and it just pooped a fortune cookie

america is my ass and it just threw out a broken toaster

i call my ass america because it dumps out random nonsense like a cursed vending machine

because it’s the only thing that can handle my dumbass decisions

my ass is america and it took a dump on my bad choices

i refer to my ass as america because it eats my dumbass mistakes

america is my ass and it just swallowed my worst decisions whole

because it’s the only place that can take my stupid shits

my ass is america and it just took a dump on my stupid brain

i call my ass america because it can handle my dumb shits

america is my ass and it just ate my worst shits