I reckon I can peace the story together

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What a tired cop would say after trying to calm down a bunch of loudmouths who were screaming at each other like they were in a bar fight and needed to tell a story without getting killed.
I reckon I can peace the story together before this turns into a full-blown brawl.
I reckon I can peace the story together even if they’re all still mad enough to start a war.
I reckon I can peace the story together before someone throws a chair at me.
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What a detective would say if they had to glue together a story from a bunch of drunks who kept arguing like they were at a bar and couldn’t agree on who spilled the beer.
I reckon I can peace the story together even if they’re all still drunk and fighting over who knocked over the table.
I reckon I can peace the story together before the bar explodes from all the shouting.
I reckon I can peace the story together before they all start throwing shots at each other.
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What a detective would say if they had to put together a story from a bunch of angry people who wouldn’t shut up and kept arguing like they were in a shouting match at a football game.
I reckon I can peace the story together before they all start yelling louder than the crowd at the game.
I reckon I can peace the story together even if they’re still mad about who scored the winning goal.
I reckon I can peace the story together before they all start throwing popcorn at each other.
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