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What one Urbandictionary contributor is screaming at the staff here like they owe them money.
Why do you keep ignoring my definition? I'm not done yelling yet!
I'm not leaving until you add this to the site!
I'm going to tweet at every staff member until they break.
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A bunch of Christians who think God will hand them money if they pray and skip work.
I prayed for a million dollars and still didn't show up to my job.
God didn’t answer my prayers because I forgot to say please.
I got a $5 raise and it felt like a divine miracle.
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Getting hit with a message so long it feels like your phone is trying to kill you.
I opened the message and it took me 10 minutes to read.
My chat was so long I had to take a break and eat a sandwich.
That message had more words than my entire life.
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