i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

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You're so fed up you want to die, but you're still alive, probably because you're too lazy to actually do it.

I woke up to my mom yelling at my brother for eating my cereal. I died inside. Again.

My dog ate my homework and my teacher gave me a detention. I really want to die but I'm too tired.

My crush ignored my text and now I'm stuck in math class. I'm gonna live.

You're about to give up on life, but somehow you’re still here, probably because you’re too weak to actually die.

My ex just called me and said she’s dating my best friend. I’m dying, but I can’t even get out of bed.

I failed my math test and my mom is mad at me. I want to die, but I’m too weak.

My dog just chewed my favorite shirt. I want to die, but I’m too tired.

You’re so annoyed you want to die, but somehow you’re still alive, probably because you’re too stupid to actually do it.

My teacher is making us do 100 push-ups. I want to die but I’m too stupid.

My brother stole my pizza and now I’m stuck eating chicken nuggets. I want to die, but I’m too stupid.

My crush asked me out and I said no. I want to die, but I’m too dumb.