i really suck at texting people back

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A lie you tell yourself when you’re too lazy to reply and too proud to admit it.
You see the message at 10 p. m. and ignore it like it’s a math test.
You’re in the middle of a Fortnite battle and say, 'I really suck at texting people back.'
You get a message from your crush and pretend you don’t know how to type.
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The reason you’re still single and your friend group thinks you’re a ghost.
You promise to text back and then forget the person’s name.
You reply with just a 'hey' and then vanish for a week.
You’re texting your mom and you accidentally send your friend a picture of your breakfast.
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The excuse you use when you’re too busy playing games or eating pizza to reply.
You get a message and say, 'I really suck at texting people back,' while eating a whole pizza by yourself.
You’re in the middle of a Minecraft game and say, 'I really suck at texting people back.'
You’re watching a movie and forget to reply to your best friend.
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