This is what is known as a total, complete, full-on lie. And you know it.
I respect girls! I swear!
I wouldn't lie to my own mom!
Respect is the last thing I give to females.
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I don’t take this shit seriously. I don’t pee in girls’ butts unless they ask. I’ve never given a girl an Emeril. I’ve never laid a Hot Carl between two boobs. I love girls and wouldn’t hurt them.
I respect girls! I swear!
I wouldn’t pee in my own sister’s butt!
I love all girls! I promise!
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As long as they shut up for more than an hour. And as long as they don’t bring up something from like ten years ago. And as long as they stop thinking they can boss me around.