I really do

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I really do means you’re so damn sure of yourself that you don’t even question it. You just blurt it out like it’s the truth, even when it’s clearly not.
I really do I just do- I swear I ate that whole pizza by myself. I didn’t even share. I didn’t even blink.
I really do I just do- I’m telling you, I didn’t cheat on the test. I didn’t even look at the paper.
I really do I just do- I’m not fat. I’m just… temporarily full.
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This is just a fancy word for a total and complete lie. Like when you promise you’ll do something, and then you forget it exists.
This is what is commonly known as a lie. I swear I did my homework. I really did. I did.
This is what is commonly known as a lie. I didn’t eat the last slice of pizza. I swear.
This is what is commonly known as a lie. I didn’t make that mess. I swear.
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I really do means you’re so out of your mind that you think you can just sleep through everything and forget all your problems. Like you’re some kind of wizard.
I really do. During my sleep and forget all of this. I didn’t do anything wrong. I swear.
I really do. During my sleep and forget all of this. I didn’t break the lamp. I didn’t.
I really do. During my sleep and forget all of this. I didn’t eat the whole cake.
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Don’t take this shit serious. You’re just trying to make yourself look cool by saying stupid stuff. Like you’re some kind of tough guy.
Don’t take this shit serious, I don’t really go around peein' in girls butts. I’m not that weird.
Don’t take this shit serious, I don’t really go around peein' in girls butts. I’m not that much of a weirdo.
Don’t take this shit serious, I don’t really go around peein' in girls butts. I’m just trying to look cool.
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As long as they shut up and stop talking about stuff from the past. They need to think before they speak, or else they’ll get roasted.
As long as they keep their fucking mouths shut for more than an hour. I’m not going to tolerate any more talk about the time I fell off the bike.
As long as they keep their fucking mouths shut for more than an hour. I’m not going to hear about the time I forgot my shoes again.
As long as they keep their fucking mouths shut for more than an hour. I’m not going to hear about that dumb science project again.
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This phrase is just a tool to distract people and insult them at the same time. It’s like when you’re trying to win an argument and you’re too lazy to actually say anything good.
A phrase used in order to: 1)sway the topic(salad) being tossed around 2)insult someone. I’m not trying to insult you. I’m just trying to win.
A phrase used in order to: 1)sway the topic(salad) being tossed around 2)insult someone. I’m not trying to insult you. I’m just trying to make you lose.
A phrase used in order to: 1)sway the topic(salad) being tossed around 2)insult someone. I’m not trying to insult you. I’m just trying to confuse you.
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