Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone says they’re not real, but they’re clearly the worst kind of fake.

You said you weren’t real? You’re the most fake person I’ve ever seen.

She said she wasn’t real, but she’s the fakest fake I’ve ever met.

He said he wasn’t real, but he’s the fakest fake in the whole world.

2

What lazy bimbos say when they want a man to pay for everything, even though they’re too lazy to work or too dumb to keep a job.

I’m not real, I just want you to pay for my life.

I said I’m not real, but I just want you to support me forever.

I’m not real, I just want you to buy me everything.

3

When you’re so lost in life you can’t even remember your name, and all you can do is fight with yourself.

I’m so lost I don’t even remember my own name.

I don’t know who I am anymore, I just fight with myself.

I’m so lost I can’t even remember why I’m fighting.

4

When you’re so messed up you’re cumming everywhere, and the only thing you feel is your hymen crying.

I’m cumming everywhere, and my hymen is crying.

I’m cumming all over the place, and I feel nothing but my hymen.

I’m so messed up I can’t even cum properly.

5

Like when you really poop your pants, and it’s not fake, it’s totally real.

I pooped my pants and it was totally real.

I had a real poop accident, not fake.

I pooped my pants, and it was the real deal.

6

What Serena Williams said after winning, and it sounded like a Gatorade ad, but no one cares.

Serena said that, and it sounded like a Gatorade ad.

She said that, and it was like a Gatorade ad.

She said that, and it was just a Gatorade ad.

7

When you don’t get what’s going on, but you still want to sound like a cool kid.

I don’t get it, but I sound cool.

I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m trying to sound cool.

I don’t understand, but I’m trying to sound like a cool kid.