i read your email

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a lie you tell yourself while your brain is melting from too much caffeine and not enough sleep

I read your email. It was 3 a. m. and I was still wearing pajamas.

I read your email. I didn't understand half of it. I don't care.

I read your email. I still don't know what you want. But I'm going to blame you.

a fake confession you make to avoid getting yelled at by someone who knows your password

I read your email. I didn't mean to. I swear.

I read your email. I was trying to find my own email. It was a mistake.

I read your email. I didn't know it was you. I swear.

a magical spell cast by a tired person who just wants the day to end

I read your email. It felt like a curse. I need a nap.

I read your email. I’m not sure if I survived it.

I read your email. I think I lost my mind.