I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

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I read that karate book so much my eyes bled and my brain turned to mush until I either finished it or died.

I read that book so much I could recite it in my sleep and still failed my math test.

I read every page until my fingers were numb and my mom called the cops.

I read that book so much I forgot my own name and started yelling at the dog.

I went through that karate book like a rabid squirrel until I finished it or passed out from stupidity.

I read that book so much I think I swallowed it whole.

I read every page until my brain felt like it was on fire.

I read the book so much I started talking to it like it was my best friend.

I read that karate book so many times my brain nearly exploded and my eyes turned into squishy jelly until I finished it or died.

I read that book so much I think I’ve got karate in my blood now.

I read the book until my nose was red and my sister started laughing at me.

I read that book so much I think I’m going to start doing karate in my sleep.

I read that karate book like it was the last piece of pizza until I either finished it or got a brain freeze from stupidity.

I read that book so much I started doing karate moves in the grocery store.

I read every page until my mom told me to stop or she’d throw me out the window.

I read that book so much my dog started reading it with me.

I read that karate book until my brain felt like it was on a rollercoaster and I either finished it or went completely insane.

I read that book so much I think I can do karate in my sleep now.

I read every page until my eyes were bleeding and my teacher called my mom.

I read the book so much I think I’m going to start doing karate in my dreams.

I read that karate book until my brain turned into a smoothie and I either finished it or died from stupidity.

I read that book so much I started karate fighting my brother in the hallway.

I read every page until my brain was fried and I started talking to the wall.

I read that book so much I think I can karate chop my own shadow now.