I read somewhere

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Saying 'I read somewhere' means you saw something stupid on Facebook and now you think you're smart because of it. It's like bragging about a fake degree.

'I read somewhere that aliens are coming to take our Wi-Fi.'

'I read somewhere that my ex is getting a pet goat.'

'I read somewhere that pizza is now a religion.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you say 'I read somewhere,' you're basically admitting you scrolled through Facebook like a junkie and now you're trying to sound cool about it.

'I read somewhere that your mom is now a TikTok influencer.'

'I read somewhere that your dog can solve math problems.'

'I read somewhere that your aunt is running for president.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Saying 'I read somewhere' is like saying you got the news from a broken phone in a landfill. You think you're informed, but you're just tired of your own lies.

'I read somewhere that your dad is now a magician.'

'I read somewhere that your brother eats cereal for dinner every day.'

'I read somewhere that your cat is now the CEO of a company.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago