I Rate it

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You’re saying a girl is so hot you can’t help but give her a number. If she’s not hot enough to stop traffic, you don’t even bother. That’s why you say ‘I rate it’ like you’re the only one who can see her beauty.
I rate it, she looked like a 9.5 and I was ready to drop my pants.
He walked by and I said, ‘I rate it, he’s a 7 and I’m not even trying.’
She walked in, I rate it, 10 out of 10, no cap.
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You like something, but you’re too lazy to actually put a number on it. You just say ‘I rate it’ like it’s a spell and it makes everything better.
This pizza is good, I rate it.
That movie was okay, I rate it.
This game is trash, but I rate it anyway.
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You’re giving a thumbs up, but you’re too lazy to actually move your finger. Just click that thumb and call it ‘I rate it’ like you’re a king.
I rate it, that post was fire.
That joke was funny, I rate it.
That meme was legendary, I rate it.
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You’re kind of backing something but you don’t really mean it. You say ‘I rate it’ like you’re in a gang and you just signed up.
I rate that, it’s okay but not great.
I rate that, I like it but I’m not obsessed.
I rate that, it’s a 6 and I’m not even trying.
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You respect someone so much you just say ‘I rate it’ like you’re giving them a medal and a high five at the same time.
I rate that teacher, she’s a 10 and I’m not even lying.
I rate that friend, he’s the best and I’m not joking.
I rate that dog, he’s a 9 and I’m not even trying.
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You’re saying ‘I rate it’ like you’re betting your whole life on it and you’re not even sure if you’re right.
I rate it, that bet is on.
I rate it, I’m all in.
I rate it, I’m not even sure what I’m doing.
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You’re giving something the highest score possible because you’re a 10 and you know it. That’s why you say ‘I rate it’ like it’s a declaration of war.
I rate it, that car is a 10 and I’m not even trying.
I rate it, that song is a 10 and I’m not even trying.
I rate it, that game is a 10 and I’m not even trying.
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