i r da best

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You yell this when you mess up so bad everyone thinks you're an idiot.
I r da best... I just fell off my bike again.
I r da best... I ate the whole cake and it was expired.
I r da best... I texted my mom ‘I love you’ and she replied ‘I hate you’.
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A loud lie you shout when you clearly did everything wrong.
I r da best... I got a D on my math test and I don’t even know why.
I r da best... I tried to cook and now the kitchen is on fire.
I r da best... I lost my phone and it was in my pocket.
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You say this when you’re too proud to admit you messed up.
I r da best... I tripped over my own feet and face-planted the floor.
I r da best... I texted my crush ‘I love you’ and he replied ‘What?’
I r da best... I tried to be cool and now I’m stuck in a tree.
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A loud, stupid, and fake declaration of greatness after you did something terrible.
I r da best... I ate the whole pizza and it was cold.
I r da best... I tried to sing and everyone ran out of the room.
I r da best... I dropped my phone in the toilet and it’s never coming back.
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You say this when you’re too lazy to care that you’re an idiot.
I r da best... I fell asleep in class and the teacher yelled at me.
I r da best... I tried to play the piano and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
I r da best... I texted my crush ‘I luv u’ and he said ‘Ugh’.
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You scream it when you make a mess so big it makes everyone laugh.
I r da best... I spilled my whole drink on my shirt and now I look like a mess.
I r da best... I tried to build a tower and it all fell down.
I r da best... I sat on the floor and now I can’t get up.
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