I Quit This Bitch

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When you’re so tired of getting slapped with the worst job ever that you just scream it out like you’re on a soap opera and then walk out like a drama queen.
I quit this bitch after my boss yelled at me for making coffee wrong.
My coworker said I quit this bitch during lunch because the printer ate his sandwich.
I quit this bitch during a meeting because the guy next to me snored through the whole thing.
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You’re so fed up with your job that you’re ready to punch the clock and take the whole office with you.
I quit this bitch after my boss gave me 30 extra emails to answer.
I quit this bitch when my coffee machine broke and the office had no milk.
I quit this bitch because my printer printed my name on the ceiling.
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You’re so done with the mess that you yell it like you’re on a reality show and then leave before anyone can stop you.
I quit this bitch because I had to answer 100 phone calls in one day.
I quit this bitch when the coffee was cold and the copier was broken.
I quit this bitch after my boss asked me to do my boss’s job for free.
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You’re so sick of the nonsense that you yell it like you’re in a movie and then walk out like you’re the main character.
I quit this bitch after my boss yelled at me for taking five minutes to make coffee.
I quit this bitch when my coworker spilled coffee on my boss’s pants.
I quit this bitch because the printer printed my lunch ticket on the floor.
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You’re so annoyed with everything that you just scream it out like you’re in a band and then walk out like you’re going on tour.
I quit this bitch because I had to answer 150 emails in one day.
I quit this bitch when my boss asked me to do my boss’s job for free.
I quit this bitch after the coffee machine broke and I had no milk.
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You’re so fed up that you just yell it out like you’re on a talk show and then leave like you were never there.
I quit this bitch when my boss gave me 50 extra tasks for no reason.
I quit this bitch after my coworker spilled coffee on my boss’s shirt.
I quit this bitch because my printer printed my lunch ticket on my boss’s face.
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