i quit tennis

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When someone does something so dumb it makes your brain shut down and you yell, 'I quit tennis' like it's the last thing you'll ever do.

'I quit tennis' after my friend tried to explain why penguins are the best presidents.

'I quit tennis' when my mom said she'd rather eat dirt than watch me play video games.

'I quit tennis' because my dad tried to teach me how to cook and it looked like a war zone.

You say 'I quit tennis' when someone’s stupidity is so bad it feels like you’re watching a movie and the main character is also the villain.

'I quit tennis' after my cousin tried to start a band with his goldfish.

'I quit tennis' when my brother tried to explain how to tie a shoe like it was a math problem.

'I quit tennis' because my friend asked if the sky was green and I had to answer yes.

You scream 'I quit tennis' when someone is so clueless they could make a genius cry and still not understand what happened.

'I quit tennis' when my sister tried to solve a Rubik’s cube with her feet and failed.

'I quit tennis' after my dad said he could beat the moon in a race.

'I quit tennis' because my friend thought pizza was a type of fruit.

When someone does something so bad you want to quit tennis just to get away from the horror of it all.

'I quit tennis' after my brother tried to sing a song in the shower and it echoed like a scream.

'I quit tennis' when my mom tried to bake a cake and it looked like a science experiment.

'I quit tennis' because my friend thought a chair could talk and it was arguing with the table.

You say 'I quit tennis' when someone’s brain is so broken you think they’re trying to win a bet with the devil.

'I quit tennis' after my cousin tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and cried.

'I quit tennis' when my dad said he could live underwater forever.

'I quit tennis' because my friend tried to write a poem with only the letter 'Z'.

You yell 'I quit tennis' when someone is so stupid they could make a smart person cry and still not understand what they did wrong.

'I quit tennis' after my sister tried to explain why clouds are purple and everyone believed her.

'I quit tennis' when my brother tried to run a marathon in socks and fell down.

'I quit tennis' because my friend thought homework was a type of snack.