i PwnD YouR Muth3r

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You hit your mom so hard she got a black eye and a bruise on her butt.

I pwned your mom because she called me a fat slob.

Your mom was so weak she cried when I pwned her.

I pwned your mom and she still didn't stop nagging me.

You kicked your mom's butt until she fell down and said 'please.'

I pwned your mom in the grocery store because she stole my candy.

Your mom tried to run away but I caught her and pwned her.

I pwned your mom and she had to wear a shirt that said 'I got pwned.'

You gave your mom such a whooping she had to take pain pills.

I pwned your mom and she was too sore to cook dinner.

Your mom pwned me once, but I pwned her back.

I pwned your mom so hard she had to go to the doctor.