i put the new forgis on the g

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A hillbilly yodeler who shoves a new forgis onto the G like it's a dead grandma
My uncle put the new forgis on the G and yelled 'I'm the king of the cornfields!'
She put the new forgis on the G and broke three glasses
He put the new forgis on the G and got kicked out of the bar
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A redneck who thinks putting the new forgis on the G is the same as changing the oil
He put the new forgis on the G and started a fire in the grill
My cousin put the new forgis on the G and broke the window
He put the new forgis on the G and got a ticket for loud music
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A country bumpkin who thinks the G is a person and the forgis is a hat
He put the new forgis on the G and yelled 'You look good, buddy!'
She put the new forgis on the G and the dog ran away
He put the new forgis on the G and the whole town heard it
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