I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

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A kid's mom passed away so he cried and made a song that began with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
My mom died and I made a song about eating chips and my weiner.
I lost my mom and my only comfort was my cock in a bag of snacks.
After my mom died, I sang about my pecker in a Doritos bag like it was a funeral.
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A kid's mom died and he made a song that started with putting his cock in a bag of Doritos.
My mom was dead and I made a song about my privates in a bag of chips.
I put my meat in a bag of Doritos after my mom died and I cried.
My mom passed away and I made a song about my wiener in a bag of snacks.
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A kid's mom was dead and he started a song with I put my cock in a bag of Doritos.
My mom died and I made a song that began with my pecker in a bag of chips.
After my mom passed away, I started singing about my meat in a bag of Doritos.
My mom was dead and I put my cock in a bag of Doritos and started singing.
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