I Pulled a Bryan

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You shattered something or did something so dumb it made your brain question its own existence
I pulled a Bryan when I tried to fix my phone by putting it in the microwave
I pulled a Bryan by eating an entire pizza box in one sitting
I pulled a Bryan when I tried to talk to my crush by shouting at them from across the school
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You messed up so bad it felt like your brain had a meltdown
I pulled a Bryan by texting my mom ‘I’m gonna die’ and then falling asleep on the floor
I pulled a Bryan when I tried to run away from my problems by hiding in the library
I pulled a Bryan by wearing socks with sandals to a birthday party
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You did something so stupid it made everyone around you want to scream
I pulled a Bryan by telling the teacher the class was on fire and then laughing when she believed me
I pulled a Bryan when I tried to be cool by spilling my entire drink on my shirt
I pulled a Bryan by arguing with the principal about the color of the sky
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