I Psychically Abuse Everyone I

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I throw psychic punches at everyone I see until they beg me to stop

I saw a kid eating a taco and I hit him with a psychic elbow

My neighbor’s dog barked at me and I cursed it with a psychic knee

I saw my teacher and I psychic-punched her so hard she fell over

I mentally slap every person I pass like they owe me money

I walked past my mom and I mentally slapped her for forgetting my lunch

I saw my friend eating pizza and I mentally slapped him for being greedy

I passed my principal and I mentally slapped him for giving me extra homework

I use psychic powers to make everyone I see feel like they’re dying

I saw my brother and I made him feel like he had 1000 paper cuts

I walked by my crush and I made them feel like they were falling into a pit of snakes

I saw my dad and I made him feel like he was being stabbed by a thousand pencils

I send psychic insults to everyone I see like they asked for it

I saw my friend and I yelled ‘you’re the worst’ in their head

I passed my brother and I told him ‘you’re a failure’ in his brain

I walked by my teacher and I whispered ‘you’re the worst’ in her skull

I psychically torture everyone I pass like they’re my enemies

I saw my mom and I made her head explode with psychic sound

I passed my crush and I made them feel like they were being squeezed by a giant psychic bear

I walked by my dad and I made him feel like he was stuck in a psychic blender

I make psychic enemies out of everyone I see just for fun

I saw my brother and I made him my psychic enemy for eating my snack

I passed my crush and I made them my psychic enemy for not texting me

I walked by my teacher and I made her my psychic enemy for giving me a bad grade