i Process Too Cinematically

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I turn everything into a movie in my head and then I yell at the actors when they mess up.

My math test was a drama film and I gave the numbers bad lines.

I turned my mom’s rant into a horror movie and I screamed at the fridge.

My friend’s joke was a rom-com and I cried at the ending.

I imagine life like a blockbuster and then I blame everyone else when the plot gets messed up.

I thought my lunch break was a superhero movie and I yelled at the sandwich.

My boss’s speech was a sequel and I called the first movie bad.

My dog’s bark was a musical and I gave him a standing ovation.

I live my life like it's a movie and I throw tantrums when the script doesn't go my way.

I turned my failed exam into a tragedy and I cried in my cereal.

My friend’s lie was a sci-fi movie and I yelled at the plot holes.

I thought my dad’s joke was a comedy and I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.