I potato you

No one says this. It's like trying to tell someone you're into them but you're still too shy to say the real thing. It’s the verbal equivalent of wearing sunglasses inside.

I potato you is like being halfway between a kiss and a punch. It's not love yet, but it's getting there. It’s like your crush is a potato, ugly but growing.

I potato you came from a guy who tried to make a heart and looked like a spud. It’s like saying I love you but with more dirt and less dignity.