Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you let out a fart so loud it sounds like a dragon just exploded in your pants

Bro I pooted so hard the whole bus turned around

I pooted during the principal's speech and he cried

My dog ran out of the room when I pooted

2

when you pass gas so strong it could knock someone out

I pooted and my mom started singing show tunes

My friend pooted so hard the lights went out

I pooted in the quiet room and the teacher locked the door

3

when you let one rip so bad it feels like your butt is on fire

I pooted so bad I had to go to the hospital

I pooted during the movie and the kids screamed

I pooted so much my pants fell off

4

when you pass wind so smelly it makes people run for their lives

I pooted and my dad ran out of the house

I pooted during the meeting and everyone left

I pooted so bad my pet turtle quit talking to me

5

when you let out a fart so big it looks like you’re about to explode

I pooted so big I got a standing ovation

I pooted during the test and got a zero

I pooted so much my friends made a song about it

6

when you pass gas so sudden it scares the whole class

I pooted and the teacher dropped dead

I pooted during the exam and the kids started laughing

I pooted so sudden my dog jumped out the window