1 you did something so gross it made a bird cry like a sad taco Expand i saw a pigeon die from the smellthe bird flew away and cried in slow motionit was like a horror movie but with poop + Examples
2 you pooped so hard it scared a bird into screaming like a taco exploded Expand the bird had no idea what hit itit was like a surprise party for the birdthe scream was louder than my mom's yelling + Examples
3 you made a bird scream so loud it felt like a taco got hit by a truck Expand the bird screamed like it had no friendsit was the worst day ever for the birdthe poop was so bad it was like a taco war + Examples
4 you pooped on a bird so bad it screamed like a taco that just got kicked in the face Expand the bird was like 'why?'the scream was so loud it woke up the neighborhoodit was the most dramatic bird ever + Examples
5 you did something so messy the bird cried like a taco that just got stepped on Expand the bird had no idea what happenedit was like a bird crying in slow motionthe poop was like a taco nightmare + Examples
6 you pooped so bad the bird screamed like a taco that got hit by a bulldozer Expand the bird was screaming for its lifeit was like a bird scream partythe poop was that bad + Examples