I Poisoned Your Whine!

I poisoned your whine when you cried about your failed audition.

I hope your life is a dumpster fire and you burn to death.

I poisoned your whine when you acted like your grade was the end of the world.

I made your whine so loud the ghosts in the theater heard it.

I poisoned your whine when you whined about your fake break-up.

I made your whine so bad the stage crew left in tears.

I put so much poison in your whine, it turned into a curse.

I poisoned your whine when you cried like a baby over a bad review.

I put so much poison in your whine, it made the whole play worse.